Essential Poker Advice - Put Up Or Shut Up

His dough made him feel like a cut up,

Tho' he stalled as a thought lit his nut up

Said he'd bet 'twas a cinch,

The whole works would be pinched,

But they told him to put up or shut up

Poker Advice From 1906 - Two Limericks

A miss is as good as a mile,
A kiss is as good as a smile,
But four painted kings
Are beautiful things
That are good for the other man's pile.

But how the smile flattens out,
When with exultant shout,
Four solitaire aces
Turn up their faces
To put that king man to rout.