Liberty Limericks - An Angler Named Wade

"War Bonds," said an angler named Wade,
"Are the sportingest catch I have made - 
They'll save us our freedom
And then when we need 'em,
They're good for more cash than we paid!"

The Fisherman - He Tells Of The Fish He Has Caught

He tells of the fish he has caught--

(In truth, they were some that he bought),

For he ne'er had a bite,

From morning till night,

Except at the lunch he had bought!