Eastern Michigan University v. Ohio State University

There once was a bird called the EMU,

Can't recall the last time that he flew,

What's that you say?

It's the Eagles we play?

Well it really only matters what we do.

The Bobkitty v. Brutus

There once was a mascot - Bobkitty,

It came, one day, to our city,

On Brutus it jumped,

But O.U., it was thumped,

And now I can write this short ditty.

Ohio University v. The Ohio State University - Boo Jackson

There once was a man named Boo,

He led the young team from O.U.,

But with Bucks in his face,

He can't finish the race,

And he limped home away from the 'Shoe.

MIAMI v. OHIO STATE

The Hurricanes are coming to town,

Swirling winds are blowing around,

But the wind, it will splutter

To no more than a flutter,

The Bucks will be shutting them down!