Spring Has Sprung

I hear that spring has sprung,

The bee, its sting, has stung,

The grass is now growing,

The wind, always blowing,

And the birdie, its song has sung.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

No Irish heart will ever part,

For memories ever new,

When the dear old hat, shillalah & pipe,

Come from the land where the Shamrock grew.

Saint Patrick Limerick

That Patrick, he is a great one,
His staff, it's surely a straight one,
He drives out the snakes,
While good Christians he makes,
Of Ireland, he is the patron.

Good Beer & Joe Plank

Good beer always tickled Joe Plank,

One evening two gallons he drank,

Then a stranger nearby,

Remarked with a sigh,

Great Scott! That's no man - that's a tank!

Dortmunder Gold - A Beer Limerick

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

Thanks be to Great Lakes Brewing Co.