There Once Was A Man Named Joe Biden - A Limerick

There once was a man named Joe Biden,
That Amtrak train he was ridin',
V. P. he was made,
"No dumb comments" they prayed,
But his foot, in his mouth, it keeps slidin'.

The Flute Tutor - A Limerick by Carolyn Wells

A tutor who tooted the flute,

Was teaching two tooters to toot,

Said the two to the tutor,

"Is it harder to toot, or

To tutor two tooters to toot?"

Lear Classics - Old Man in a Boat

There was an Old Man in a boat,

Who said, 'I'm afloat! I'm afloat!'

When they said, 'No! you aint!'

He was ready to faint,

That unhappy Old Man in a boat.

Irish Volunteers - Flying Column

The Team From Up North

There once was a team from Michigan,

To beat OSU was their wish again,

But losing six straight,

Seemed likely their fate,

That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.