The couple from Gloucester, lost 'er - Vintage limerick

An old couple living in Gloucester
Had a beautiful girl, but they loucester
She fell from a yacht
And never the spacht
Could be found where the cold waves had toucester.

A Man Who Was Steering A Yacht - Vintage Limericks

A man who was steering a yacht
His course through the water forgacht
And he stuck in the mud
With a dull, sickening thud
And the captain then swore a whole lacht.