The Suave Vampire - Halloween Limericks

The vampire is a very suave creature
Was the lesson that Vlad tried to teach her
"He leaves his coffin
Just every so often,"
Said Vlad as he leapt up to reach her.

A Vampire Named Vlad - A Halloween Limerick

There once was a vampire named Vlad
The villagers all thought he was bad
But the true story
Just wasn't gory
It turns out old Vlad was just sad.