Are There Raisins in Your Stuffing Recipe? A Thanksgiving Limerick

Consider the humble brown raisin
It's always demure, never brazen
But when the issue is stuffing
They'll be huffing and puffing
The fights that it starts are amazin'.

Dressing or Stuffing? A Thanksgiving Dinner Limerick

If you must make a choice between
Stuffing or dressing, I mean
Cooked outside the bird
Is what I prefer
Or you could just go ask Paula Deen!