Daniel and the Flat Hat - A Flat Hat Limerick

Young Daniel, he wanted a hat
With a bill that was big and flat
His father said, "No!"
But then came the snow
And Santa, he took care of that.

Burt's New Hat - Limerick Postcard

Toff Burt - to-day bought a new hat
Hung it up - whilst to luncheon he sat
When he arose, it was gone
So its loss he did mourn
And put up with one neigh batter'd flat