Dortmunder Gold Beer Limerick - Great Lakes Brewing

It's not made in Germany, I know,

But give this good lager a go,

You'll be filled with wonder,

When tasting Dortmunder,

                      Thanks to Great Lakes Brewing Co.

I Sit And I Think About Drinking

I sit and I think about drinking,
I hear ice plink and glass clinking,
Why wonder why
My soul gets so dry -
I just order and drink without thinking.