An Old Codger from Maine Vintage Limerick Postcard

Here's an old codger from Maine
Who says you should never restrain
An impulse to send
A card to a friend
No matter how small or how plain

A Young Man from Spain - A Math Limerick

There was a young man from Spain
He had a very small brain
Math wasn't easy
It made him feel queasy
So he moved to a cabin in Maine.

There Was A Young Lady Of Maine (Circa 1906)

There was a young lady of Me. (Maine)
Who was of her beauty quite ve.
But a freckle or two
Later came on in view,
And drove the young lady inse.