The Dramatic Actress - Vintage Limerick Postcard

She thinks she's a dramatic queen
And that all of the critics are "mean"
But the thespian art
She brings to a part
Is some wiggles and lots of blondine.

An Actress Was Seeking A Role

An actress was seeking a role
A particular part was her goal
She really did want
To play a croissant
She didn't want just any old roll!