There Was A Young Lady Named Dolly - Vintage Christmas Limerick Postcard

There was a young lady named Dolly
Who exclaimed, "I do so love holly
But if you must know
I prefer mistletoe
For to kiss underneath it is jolly."

There Once Was a Pie Named Trish - Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Limericks

There once was a pie named Trish
She happily sat in a dish
Pumpkin and spice
And everything nice
Made Trish completely delish!

There Was An Old Farmer Named Frankie - Thanksgiving Turkey Limerick

There is an old farmer named Franky,

His mistake at the gate made him cranky,

Since he left it ajar,

The turkey ran far,

And he blew his big nose in his hanky.

There Is an Old Bird Named Nancy - Thanksgiving Limerick Poem for Kids

There is an old bird named Nancy

Try as she might, she can't see

Her life passed her by

In the blink of an eye

And she no longer has the man's fancy.