A Teen Ghoul Named McDimple - Halloween Limericks for Kids

There was a teen ghoul named McDimple
Who thought scaring kids would be simple
He'd moan and he'd groan
Just like he was shown
But the children just stared at his pimple!

Scary Ghost Limerick for Kids

When I saw the two ghosts outside
I admit that I nearly cried
I was so afraid
That the ghostly parade
Would leave me no place to hide!

Haunted House Limerick for Children

The stairs are cracked and creaky
The doors are warped and squeaky
The ghoul in my sight
Fills me with fright
And makes my body all leaky.

The Miniature Ghost - Halloween Limericks for Kids

Jack didn't know what to do
When the miniature ghost yelled, "Boo!"
The sound that it made
Didn't make Jack afraid
It was like a young pigeon's soft coo.

Bobbing for Apples - Limerick Contest - Saturday Evening Post

Kay's dress was cute and frilly
The water was dark and chilly
But she closed her eyes
And bobbed for the prize
And made all the boys look silly.

Trick or Treat Costume Limerick for Weiners

There once was a hot dog named Feeney
Who constantly ate ripe zucchini
On 10/31
He put on a bun
And went as a big Halloweenie.

Halloween Wizard Limerick Postcard

Were I a Wizard with a Wand
I'd wave it over you
And all of your troubles
Should turn into bubbles
And all of your Hopes come true.

A Wizard, The Count J.R. Doyle - Halloween Limerick

A wizard - the Count J.R. Doyle
Wanted to make a gargoyle
He used the right quotient
When he mixed the potion
But just couldn't make the jar boil!

There Once Was A Witch - So Chic A Halloween Limerick

There once was a witch - so chic;
She never, to mortals, did speak.
She wore fancy clothes,
Had a beautiful nose,
And her hair was shiny and sleek.

But her heart was evil and black;
She needed the world out-of-whack.
She cast a foul potion
Into the ocean,
And made all the starfish go, "Quack."

A Goblin Named Zeke - Halloween Limerick for Children

There is a young goblin named Zeke
He loves to make children scream, "Eek!"
He hides in your toys
And then makes a noise
So close your eyes tight and don't peek.

The Reaper is Wary and Fickle - A Halloween Limerick

The Reaper is wary and fickle
As he glides with his cape and sickle
With no face to smile
(Been dead for awhile)
He's a very hard guy to tickle.

A Goblin Named Max - A Halloween Alto Sax Limerick

Now let me just tell you the facts
About a young goblin named Max
Each afternoon
He played a short tune
On his grandfather's old alto sax.

A Chimp Named Francisco - Limerick Poem

There once was a chimp named Francisco
Who loved to eat gooey Crisco
When given the chance
He'd laugh and then dance
The waltz, the tango, and disco.

Vintage Cream of Wheat Halloween Ghost Limerick

Said a ghost who was pale and transparent
"I should eat Cream of Wheat," it's apparent
But it's so nutritious
I'd get too ambitious
And leave my old haunts . . .  so I daren't!"

An Ogre Named Knute - Limericks for Kids

There was a young ogre named Knute,
Who wanted to learn the flute.
He tried and he tried,
But failed, then cried.
He just couldn't make the thing toot.

Cried A Witch To Her Cat - We Must Go -- Halloween Limericks

Cried a witch to her cat - We must go
And visit these people belo
Who say that they doubt us
Yet can't do without us
They're the most inconsistent I kno

Classic Halloween Limerick Postcard for Kids

This is the night when Spooks and Things
Are trailing round, you know
When Owls hoot
And Goblins scoot
And witches come and go