Does Anything Rhyme With "Orange"? - Two Limericks

"Orange" is a hard word to rhyme
I think of it all of the time
Although Eminem
Does claim five of them
"Door hinge" is simply a crime

I stared at the squeaky, old door hinge
The hue of a rotting old orange
I jumped out of the way
When I heard it say
"My name is Sir Edward G. Porrindge."