An Ohio State - Miami Football Limerick

This week the Bucks play the 'Canes
For both - there've been many pains
Folks intelligible
Call this the Ineligi-bowl
Reputations for both - full of stains.

An Ohio State - Toledo Football Limerick

Their hands they keep in their pockets
This team that they call the Rockets
They'll go to the 'Shoe
In their helmets of blue
Watch their eyes pop out of their sockets.