The Sugar Bowl Promise

Coach Tressel made the Five say

They'd stay if they wanted to play,

The promise, of course,

Coach could not enforce,

But the Five - they decided to stay.

The Whine and Cheese Crowd and Brady Hoke

When they heard that M hired this bloke,

A rube who is named Brady Hoke,

The whine and cheese crowd,

lamented aloud,

Please say this is all a big joke!

Welcome Back Brady Hoke

There once was a team that was broke,

So they hired a coach named Hoke,

But the job gave him pause,

The reason?  Because

The coach before was a joke.

The Sugar Bowl Five Limerick

                           Jim Tressel had something to say,

To  the Five who decided to stray,

To  play in the  Bowl,

Like your friend Brian Rolle,

You  must  now agree that you'll stay.