Rich Rodriguez

In Ann Arbor is Rodriguez, Rich,

Too bad he can't find his niche,

Screams night and day,

When things don't go his way,

Not beating the Bucks is a bitch.

The Game - Michigan v. Ohio State

There is now a team from Michigan,

To beat OSU is their wish again,

But seven losses straight,

Seems likely their fate,

That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

Ohio State v. Iowa

This team, they played in Iowa City,

Their dream, to be champs, was kinda pretty,

But when they were tested

by the Bucks, they were bested,

And their screams, heard by all, evoked pity

Joe Paterno - Penn State - Another Opinion

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
He's older, and becoming a Slow Pa,
It is common knowledge,
That some in State College,
Would like to tell him to "Go Pa."



Joe Paterno Limerick

This team, it is coached by Joe Pa,
Though older, he's still not Slow Pa,
All over State College,
It is common knowledge,
That tears will flow when there's No Pa.