Ohio State v. Minnesota

There once was a team that wore gold,

They were champs many times we are told,

But in two thousand ten,

They'll run to their den,

When they see the Bucks coming, so bold.

There Was A Young Lady Called Gwen - A Whisky Limerick

There was a young lady called Gwen,

Who was fearfully attracted to men,

She used to get frisky,

On pink gin and whisky,

And ALWAYS forgot to say "When!"

Purdue v. Ohio State

Well last week was a tough one to take,

Our win streak the Badgers did break,

But into the 'Shoe

This week it's Purdue,

Let's hope that the Bucks are awake!



Ohio State v. Wisconsin

From Madison there is a nice team,

To be champs is always their dream,

But on Saturday night,

They'll lose the fight,

The Bucks are as good as they seem.

2010 Cincinnati Reds

There once was a team called the Reds,

In twenty ten they rose from the dead,

And while it is true,

The Phils made them blue,

I see truly great things ahead.

Indiana Hoosiers v. Ohio State Buckeyes

There is now a team from I.U.,

They come now to play in the 'Shoe,

To play the Bucks tough,

Just won't be enough,

A loss is the best they can do.