Henry Ward Beecher Limerick - O.W. Holmes

The Reverend Henry Ward Beecher,

Called a hen an elegant creature,

The hen, pleased with that,

Laid an egg in his hat,

And thus did the hen reward Beecher.

(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Obama and the Banks

He says that the banks should lend more,

So we Americans can spend more,

Go grab your plastic,

Let's do something drastic!

Go buy a GE or Kenmore.