Grim Reaper Halloween Limerick

At first, his neck started to tickle
Then it felt more like a prickle
He bawled and he cried
When he then realized
What he felt the Grim Reaper's sickle.

Popcorn's A Wonderful Gift - A Cub Scout Popcorn Limerick

Popcorn's a wonderful gift
It gives even sad folks a lift
If you see a Scout
When you are out
Please purchase a tin and be swift!

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Frankenstein Halloween Limerick

His brainwaves are certainly changed
The synapses all rearranged
They put him together
In quite stormy weather
But that doesn't mean he's deranged.

Halloween Skeleton Limerick For Children

We heard some clitter-clattering
When the rain was pitter-pattering
We looked and discovered
A skeleton uncovered
And its bones were chitter-chattering.

Buy Cub Scout Popcorn Online - A Cub Scout Popcorn Limerick

If its popcorn that you love to eat
Then this deal cannot be beat
It's good, no doubt
When you buy from a scout
Is your favorite savory or sweet?

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Cub Scout Popcorn For Sale! A Cub Scout Limerick

Cub Scout popcorn is great!
It might be the best that you ate
Please have no fear
To order, click here
Hurry now, you mustn't be late.

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Halloween Apple Bobbing Limerick For Kids

The leaves are starting to fall
It's time for the Hallowe'en Ball
Our hero Robin
For apples, is bobbin'
She's likely to outbob them all!

Halloween Apple Bobbing Limerick - Ellie Wanted To Try Her Luck

Ellie wanted to try her luck
So she bobbed her head like a duck
The water was cold
But she grabbed a hold
Of the apple as prize for her pluck.

Ohio State - Florida A & M Football Limerick

So this week it's Florida A & M
Some wonder why we are playing them
The point spread is fifty
And the Rattlers are thrifty
Its $ 900 K we are paying them.

A Hobgoblin Halloween Limerick

A hobgoblin remarked to his mate
Hurry up there, old sport, we'll be late
And I fear from the looks
Of our neighbors, the spooks
They will get first to earth, sure as fate.

Ohio State - California Football Limerick

So this week the Bucks play at Cal
Will we get to hear the Bears growl?
Or will they be tame
By the end of the game
And meekly throw in the towel?

The Hobbit Movie - A Limerick

Hobbits - in their carts and wagons
Simply have no use for dragons
An adventure?  No way
Is what they'd all say
Unless his name is B. Baggins.

Bacon and Egg Limerick

Of the ways you can be awakened
By alarm, with music, or shakened
The thing I like best
To stir me from rest
Is to be toasted, and egged, and baconed.

Halloween Advice To Young Lovers - Limerick Style

There are things that go bump in the night
They can fill your young heart with fright
To lessen your fear
Your true love keep near
And hold on with all of your might.