Hickory, Dickory, Dock Limerick (TV News Version)

Hickory, Dickory, Dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
And the other two escaped with only minor injuries.

Memorial Day Limerick

We're sitting here tweeting and friending,
So let's just stop all the pretending,
The freedoms we use,
Are easy to lose,
So honor those who've died defending.