An Ohio State - Akron Limerick

The forecast from this old fan's lips
This week when the Bucks host the Zips
Won't coat it with saccharine
We'll whup up on Akron
Unless our young team gets the yips.

A DUBLIN IRISH FESTIVAL STOUT LIMERICK

The Day - it's finally here,
The men - they're chillin' the beer,
To fix what is troublin' ya',
Get over to Dublin ya',
The cure - a pint of good cheer!