Vinegar Valentine Limerick Postcard - The Bachelor

The Bachelor frequently "knocks"
Matrimony, and very oft flocks
To his club in the eve
For pleasure, we believe -
But how about mending his socks?

Vintage Limerick - More Adventures of Sunny Jim and Dismal David

There once was a little bull-pup
Who used with his mistress to sup
A tramp he came by
A-looking for pie - 
Oddsbodikins!!  Marry come up!

Vintage Limerick - The Adventures of Sunny Jim and Dismal David

There was a phenomenal snail 
Whose body was nearly all tail
He cried with delight
On that wonderful sight -
Such a marvellous tail for a snail.