CSI Limerick

A suspect had planned to come clean

Re: the evidence found at the scene

His lawyer urged silence

Concerning the violence

CSI then, the facts, had to glean.

An Old Woman of Wilts - Vintage Limerick Postcard

There was an old woman of Wilts
Who went up to Scotland on stilts
When they said, "Oh how shocking
To show so much stocking."
She replied, "You should see me in kilts!"