A Man Who Was Deeply In Debt - A Vintage Limerick

A man who was deeply in debt
Said, "No matter whatever I gebt,
My creditors claim
A share of the saim
Which makes me discouraged, you bebt."

The "Hello" Girl's Voice Is So Sweet - A Vinegar Valentine Limerick

The "Hello" Girl's voice is so sweet,
That you ask her to kindly repeat;
But perchance you may find,
She's less gracious or kind,
If you met face to face on the street.