An Ohio State - Michigan Limerick

 
 
There once was a team from  Michigan
To beat OSU was its wish again
But losing eight straight
Was likely its fate
That vict'ry, those boys, they will miss again.

Thanksgiving Limericks - The Cost Of Good Living Is Greater

The cost of good living is greater,
Said a gentleman out in Decatur,
When Thanksgiving came round,
On inquiry I found,
He had dined on string beans and potater.

Joe Paterno Limerick

Penn State is led by Joe Pa
The question - what did you know Pa
It is common knowledge
That some in State College
Are pleading, Say It Ain't So Pa