Terrelle Pryor

There is a young man named Terrelle,


In high school he did do quite well,


When he got to college,


He was slow to gain knowledge,


But soon, I am sure, he'll excel.

Falcon Heene - Balloon Boy

The boy was in the balloon,

They feared he'd fly to the moon,

In a box he was found,

Never leaving the ground,

A reality show we'll see soon.

Mouse in Stew Limerick

A man who was dining at Crewe,

Found quite a large mouse in his stew,

Said the waiter, "Don't shout!

And wave it about,

Or the rest will be wanting one too."